As seen on TV: Believe in God instantly

Fékk þessa snilld í afmælisgjöf frá vinkonu minni sem er á sömu skoðunum og ég í trúmálum, en þetta er munnsprey sem fær mann til að trúa á guð. Einhver snillingurinn hefur tekið sig til og framleitt þessa vöru og álykta ég sem svo að þannig sé verið að gera grín að því hvernig kristilegar sjónvarpsstöðvar, og fleiri, reyna að  sannfæra fólk um að ganga í þeirra raðir. Til dæmis með fjárframlögum eða réttara sagt nær alltaf virðist leiðin vera sú að gefa peninga. Þetta er með því fyndnara sem ég hef fengið að gjöf, takk Harpa.

 

As seen on TV

 

Believe in God instantly

Surrender yourself to a higher power and never feel alone again!

 

Miraculously PEPPER-minty faith-enhancing BREATHSPRAY

 

Has it ever occurred to you that there may be a mysterious force ready to guide your life and bathe you in protective all-loving energy?

 

Believe in god instantly: Another startling product from the scientists at Jesus Had a Sister Productions! When you are ready to turn to God we´re there to show you the way.

 

Meet some new believers!

“We took your spray with us on a camping trip with the intention of using it to kill ants. Johnny tried it first and then I got to meet God. Hat weekend in nature was a spiritual turning point for us. We bonded s brothers and as Christians, too, ant that sure beats shooting squirrels!” John and Paul Peterson

 

“My inner life was an empty nihilist wasteland. I was addicted to heavy metal music, violent video games and I loved sniffing felt pens and glue. Your product gave me the strength and hope to see another day. A brighter one!” Mary Baker

 

“I´d been through a pretty messy breakup with my lover Frank and I was at the end of my lasso. Just one pump of your Believe in God breath spray gave me a hatful of hope. I may be single, but i´m not alone…because God is riding along right beside me.” Joe Harestead

 

Directions for use: To experience an instant sense of well-being and spiritual connection, applu spray to back of tounge. This spray is a potentially weapon. Do not administer to individuals against their will. Forced religious conversions will be prosecuted.

Athugasemdir

[Harpa (IP-tala skráð) 17.8.2007 kl. 15:46]

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